Asian News International reported today that a new brand of condoms named after David Beckham is taking the Chinese prophylactic market by storm.
From the article:
Although the Beckham contraceptive is not being endorsed by the former England captain himself, its makers claim that the users will score in the bedroom like David does on the pitch. This brand now sells more than any other brand in the country.
I can see the sales pitch now. Buy a box of Beckhams! You’re guaranteed to look good and get lots of attention, but sadly, you’ll be too sore to score!
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endless amount of jokes available in response to “users will score in the bedroom like David does on the pitch”.
let’s try some out…
– you mean they’ll be best known for their ability to help other people score?
– you mean they’ll score a fantastic goal once or twice a year but be force to realize most of their attempts are utter–dare I say impotent–failures?
– you mean they’ll hurt themselves frequently while warming up?
– you mean they’ll be well known for the long, bending nature of their stuff?
phenomenal!
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