Kickette and The Offside have reports on the new line of MLS sheets and wall murals that Pottery Barn Teens are pimping just in time for the opening of the 2008 season.

In addition to El Guapo above, they’ve got 3 other awesome murals to choose from: Brian “Tell me, why wasn’t I the one to be transfered to Europe?” Ching, Landy “I’m not just a member, I’m the president” Cakes, and drumroll please… Kenny freakin Cooper.

But what I really want is the FC Dallas Duvet Cover. ‘Cause nothing says “I’m a hardcore supporter” like good bedding. (Case in point, check out this more than slightly suggestive Celtic FC bedspread.) Then again, maybe I’m wrong. Maybe MLS sheets say something more like “I’m living in my parents’ basement now but that’s just because I’ve got a sweet scheme to save up my money so I can move into the apartments in Frisco Square right above Lochrann’s. Yeah, that’s it!”

Ah, screw it. I’m placing my order now. You know that Drew Moor’s got FC Dallas sheets. For when he’s looking to score…

More Trialists Coming to FCD

What happens when you mix one part parkour, 1 part futsal, 1 part 80’s electric boogaloo and 1 part un-freakin-believable? This.

Oh, yeah, there’s no truth to the rumor that these fellas are in any way related to the long-awaited striker that’s supposed to be coming to FCD.

But, why the heck not? I mean, we loved El Pescado Viejo, and the only trick he knew how to do was to fall down.