DuNord just posted a link to Yahoo! Sports’ Martin Rogers’ rankings of the top 20 players in MLS.  Shalrie Joseph is #1, El Guapo is #4, and JT (Juan “I’m bringing Sexy Back…” Toja) is #12.

10. Juan Pablo Angel, forward, New York Red Bulls – A proven finisher who added an edge to the Red Bulls franchise.

11. Landon Donovan, midfielder/forward, Los Angeles Galaxy – He has his critics but continues to produce quality performances for the Galaxy.

12. Juan Toja, midfielder, FC Dallas – Made an immediate impact last year to hold together the Dallas midfield.

Couldn’t beat out the Cakes.  Sniff.  Sad to say, JT’s the only Hoop on the list.  Demand a recount!

Is that you Kenny?

In honor of Valentine’s Day I respectfully request pink jerseys for the female FC Dallas fan. Thank you.

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