You might think the upcoming Iron Man film used special effects. Don’t believe the website, the wikipedia page, the blogs (what do they know anyway). My gut feeling tells me Abe Thompson spent his off-season waiting for Robert Downey Jr to pretend getting into an iron suit so he could walk on the set and do the real acting. Heck, he doesn’t even need to wear a suit, the make-up artist just painted the suit on all Sports Illustrated Swimsuit style.

Check out the uncanny similarity (or to paraphrase Fox News: “I post, you decide”)

This real-life Tony Stark didn’t even need an iron suit to drop a brace on the best soccer team in Canyon TX. Comparable to how last year he dropped a brace on the 2nd best team in Columbus OH.

Sure, one of his goals today was a PK. But for those of us that were there to watch it, he basically yawned, nonchalantly tapped it in past the helpless keeper (polar opposite of one of those Landycake PKs). But I guess when you’re used to fighting fighting the likes of Whirlwind, a PK is a yawning affair.

Barry Bonds loves steroids the rejuvenating power of Screaming Eagles. Wonder what he could have done if he hooked himself up to the power of the Hoops?  (Thanks to MLSRumors for the link to the pic.)