Inappropriate title? Probably… ehh…

Juan Pablo “I stole the Pope’s name” Ángel has a “hamstring” problem and is questionable for Saturday’s game (confirmed). Maybe he just sees the writing on the wall: some say he was outperformed by fellow Colombian Oscar Echeverry in the last game, and there’s no way the Red Bulls won’t milk Jozy for as many games as possible before he splits for Europe.

Unsure JP? We here at Los Toros (well maybe just me) like to ask: What would Pescadito (RIP) do? Well, he’d probably find a way to turn it into a 4-5 week “injury” knowing he would be the hero coming back after (and wouldn’t be blamed for) his team being repeatedly spanked.

Its been awhile since I’ve seen a throw-in that can beat that of our north-of-the-border defender, but this beats Serioux’s throw-in without question: