Everyone has more than enough reasons to hate Landy-”throat-slash”-cakes, so I thought I’d concentrate on reasons to laugh at him.

We know of his hair troubles, his European failures, but Who Ate All the Pies recently questions his sexual persuasion with its first multi-photo Gaydar. They’re not so much homoerotic as they are absolutely HI-larious. Let’s examine some of his questionable poses:

Landy sports his “You wanna meet me at my log cabin?” look.

He must have found the clothes from his House Party 2 audition.

“Baby you’d be amazed at the things I can do with this soccer ball. Come over here and find out.”

Landycakes is one ring finger tuck away from giving this water fountain the shocker.