Chants of the Season

May 27th, 2008 by Nathan | Posted in Chants and Atmosphere |

Courtesy of the BBC for gathering these.  Some of these are just fantastic.

Bishop Stortford (Toni Basil’s Hey Mickey - sung to St Albans goalkeeper Nick Eyre):
“Hey Nicky you’re so fine, you’re so fine, you’re two behind, hey Nicky!”

Arsenal (The Jackson 5’s Blame it on the Boogie):
“Don’t blame it on Henry, don’t blame it on the injuries, don’t blame it on the referees, blame it on Eboue!”

Man Utd (Black Lace’s Agadoo):
“Anderson-son-son, he’s better than Kleberson,
Anderson-son-son, he’s our midfield magician,
To the left to the right we’ll dance the samba beat tonight,
He is class, our midfield brass, and he dumps on Fabregas!”

Newcastle (The Beatles’ Let It Be):
“When we find ourselves in times of trouble, Kevin Keegan comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom, Geremi!”

Tottenham (Elvis Presley’s The Wonder Of You):
“That’s Ju-ande, Ju-ande Ramos!”

Everton (Black Lace/The Tweenies’ Music Man):
“I am the Music Man. I come from far away. And I can play (what can you play?) I Play The Pienaar! Pi Pi Pi Pi Pienaaaaaar!”

Chester (The Outhere Brothers’ Boom Boom Boom - to Simon Yeo):
“Boom, boom, boom, let me hear you say Yeo, Yeooo!” (Also used for Paul Mayo by Notts County fans - Ed).

Blackburn (Christmas standard Santa Claus Is Coming):
“You better watch out,
You better beware,
He’s good on the ground and he’s good in the air,
Santa Cruz is coming to town.”

Newcastle (Happy Days theme tune):
“Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye
Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye
Thursday, Friday, Habib Beye
Saturday, Habib Beye, rocking all week with you!”

Man City (The Proclaimers’ I’m Gonna Be (500 miles)):
“Oh you can freeze 500 million, and you can freeze 500 more, Cos Thaksin’s got another billion underneath his bedroom floor, Shin-a-watra! Shin-a-watra!”

Look Alikes Chants

“You’re just a fat Paris Hilton.”
Arsenal fans to Liverpool’s Andriy Voronin.

“There’s only one Tina Turner!”
Doncaster’s big-haired Jason Price gets the treatment from Forest.

“You’re just a fat Annie Lennox!”
No More I Love Yous from the Spurs fans to West Ham’s Dean Ashton.
 
And on the bench for Eastleigh…

“There’s only one Roland Browning.”
Bognor Regis fans taunt Eastleigh sub Steve Watts.

(Roland Browing was a character in a kids soap opera based around life at school called Grange Hill.
Roland Browning was the classic fat nerdy kit who was always being picked on.)

“You’re just a fat Kevin Doyle!”
Reading fans to Robbie Keane.

“He’s big, he’s Scouse, he looks like Mickey Mouse!”
Sheffield Wednesday fans take the mickey out of Franny Jeffers.

“You’re supposed to be a gnome!”
Millwall fans to Northampton’s pint-sized full-back Danny Jackman.

“Sit down, Pinocchio!”
Spurs fans to Boro boss Gareth Southgate.