The Dude?

July 19th, 2008 by stevetoro | Posted in Uncategorized |

Cristiano Ronaldo is hangin’ in LA.  And unlike Donnie, he’s clearly in his element.

From today’s Daily Mail:

After a fun evening with friends and plenty of vodka cocktails, he was set up with a pretty brunette by his manager.

Cool.  His agent’s a pimp.  (We knew that, but hey…) Tell me more:

A source said: ‘Cristiano’s agent didn’t want him spend the night alone, so he set him up with a beautiful brunette who was hanging around the bar at the end of the evening.

Wow.  I wish my agent would do that.  (Wait, I don’t have an agent.  Action item:  get an agent, get to L.A.)  So, what does the (latest) great Ronaldo drink?

Ronaldo - who is still on crutches as he recuperates from an ankle operation - had been drinking White Russian and vodka pineapple cocktails.

White russians?  Either he’s auditioning for a role in Sex and the City II:  Electric Boogaloo, I guess he really is The Dude…