Today’s [yes, today's] MMP got picked up by GSP.ro. Kirkbhoy, meet your adoring public. In Romania.
Suporterii formaţiei americane FC Dallas sunt nemulţumiţi că jucătorul Juan Toja ar putea ajunge la Steaua şi l-au sfătuit pe acesta, pe un site dedicat echipei, să nu se transfere în România.
or, for us who speak good American English (one of three official languages of Los Toros, the other two being Spanish and Scottish English):
The supporters of the American team FC Dallas don’t like that Juan Toja could join Steaua and they advised him, on a site dedicated to the team [Well, not really. We're more dedicated to our favorite team, ourselves, and the ways we keep ourselves
drunkoccupied during games.], not to transfer to Romania.
I’d translate the rest of the article, but you’ve already read today’s MMP. So, we have a message for the Romanian press who ripped off our hard work:
Ma-ta e atât de grasa ca NASA a lansat un satelit în jurul ei.
And we mean it. Really.
Now for your amusement, FC Dallas fans [All 6 of you who read this blog, that is...] , we present translations of the top comments from today’s GSP.ro article. Come on, now, fair is fair — we did part of the work for them. At least they can provide some entertainment for all y’all. (Note to GSP.ro: ‘all y’all‘ se traduce ‘voi toti‘.)
#10: What a making! [Excuse me?] Only a frustrated journalist who is a Dinamo [yes, like SteveToro...], Rapid [like, uh, no one. No one likes any team named Rapid. It's like naming your team Good with Feet or Likes to Kick.], or Cluj [like KirkBhoy] supporter could write something like that on the site of a semi-known team. I’m f*cking sick of the Romanian press.
#8: f*ck america! they should watch their american football. like they would know european football! [Why do you think we watch European football? Have you seen a Ravens-49ers game? Ugh.]
#7: what a high standard of soccer they have!!!!!!!!! [Easy on the exclamation points there, Radu] I saw a game in their championship and you don’t know what they’re playing — I almost fell asleep! [so do we...] it goes without saying that between Steaua and FC Dallas, there’s too big of a difference! they should care about their basketball, baseball and American football! [Have you seen our teams play recently? We'd be happy to give Becali the Texas Rangers. Or the Mavericks. At least, with Nowitzki they could beat FC Nurenburg! How's that game with Roma going to go, Stellei?]
#5: Bullsh*t. [Nice language, Popsecu]. To say in their language [I guess it's our language. But get it straight. We also accept Spanish and Scots. And Romanian, if you're counting our translations.]. If the Americans know of Becali… it means that… [Yeah, we know Becali, but mostly about how he takes care of cars.] but the part about ceaucescu is true.
#4: 500 years ago they were eating each other. [Oh, are you still upset about the 'your mom' joke I made earlier? I could make others, you know...] Did the cannibals start to talk about soccer?
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This is beautiful.
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Amazing… You’ll definitely make headlines in Romanian sports newspapers these days :)).
But you should find something nastier to say to the Romanian press, yo’ momma jokes are considered really mild ;). Try to combine various anatomical parts into it
Some comments have been moderated now. And you didn’t translate everything
Du-te-n pula mea de-aici. Te-ai jucat prea mult cu clitorisu lu’ mamica ta
Hai ca e buna prietene faza cu “Ma-ta e atât de grasa ca NASA a lansat un satelit în jurul ei.”.
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Avem se pare cam aceleasi sentimente in ceea ce priveste presa romana. (ti-am scris in Romana aici ca sa vad daca o sa traduci
Ok.
Now let’s get down to business.
The Romanian press consists of a bunch of morons who only know one thing: nothing!
And because they know nothing they really, really like to misinform the rest of the worls.
The Romanian press is about 98% tabloid.
Noone really cares what they say…
Now, about your boy Juan…
No offense, we already have a great left midfielder, we don’t need him.
Razvan Ochirosii is only 19 years old and he is great.He plays for the U 21 National Team( he got one assist in the 1-1 game against the Italian Olimpic Team) and I am preety sure he will ROCK the next season(last year he was injured - knee injury - took him out 6 months).
We don’t really need any more substitutes.
So my friend…
to the Romanian press: suck my socks!
and to you:
Have a happy season with the bulls(and I don’t mean the Chicago basketball team)!!!
@singur eu: Multumesc!
Good job! KirkBhoy, pissing people off in at least two countries.
But Scotland is proud of you!!!
Hi There,
I’m still laughing my butt off. Man your comments are funny. Please throw in some other ‘your momma’ jokes. I kinda’ like this one: Your momma is so fat that when she goes to the restaurant she looks over the menu and says ‘ok!’.
On the other hand we’d like to see Toja play for Steaua. But somehow I don’t think this will happen.
f..k the ro press it’s all about naked girls in the news instead of real news.
Have fun, take care. Loved the FC Dallas emblema (don’t know if this is really a word) with the bull inside the shield.
I understand that you are mad, but you have a very small team and Becali could buy you all. And you mothers…
I hope that this is not ypur opinion about Steaua and his fans…who wrote there may be a really stupid people
If you want to have a real opinion about Steaua and his fans enter on the Steaua’s fans website: http://www.fcsteaua.ro
Our press eat s**t every time to sell a lot off newspapers because Steaua is the most important football club in Romania.
Another outlet has come out ripping us, only they show a picture of a bunch of Inferno members:
http://www.prosport.ro/fotbal-intern/liga-1/nu-e-un-pas-inainte-sa-joci-pentru-becali-2805447
I like how they remove the context, saying I’m ripping on Adrian Mutu. I love watching Mutu, he just has a huge mole and it is very distracting when they do a close-up. Moles are for female supermodels, not footballers.
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KirkBhoy, how can I speak something about this with you?
Hey, you, motherfucker, you claim that you know too many Romanians, well, you don’t know me:Vlad! yeah, you got it right, like Vlad the Impaler, the one that you say that is our national hero. everybody knows about americans that are idiots, ignorants, dumbs like shit, no culture, no nothing. you are the perfect example, if you can say something like this about my country! our national hero is Vlad the Impaler? you dumb-shit, you don’t know anything; national heroes for us are Gheorghe Hagi, Nadia Comaneci, Ilie Nastase, not “Dracula”-name misspelled by one of your ancestors-Bram Stoker! oh, he is not one of your ancestors, my bad, you the americans are such a fucking mixture that anybody can claim to be your fucking ancestor, even an ape!some of you go to Europe and live there for years, but are you able to learn the language of the country that you live in? of course not,’cause you are so “intelligent”! by the way, how do you call a person that speaks three languages?-a trilingual; two languages-a bilingual; one language-a stupid fucking american! you talk bullshit about Mutu-how many “glorious” american football players play outside US? oh,you think that I just made a mistake calling them football players instead of “soccer” players? another proof about how dumb the americans are,they call this beautiful sport “soccer” when the whole world calls it football!and they call football a fucking sport where the ball is played with the hands,WITH THE HANDS! you should name this one “soccer”-because it sucks! you could not name it handball as many of you answered when they were asked what name should it have instead of the wrong one;handball is already taken. oh,we didn’t know that there is actually a sport called handball-of course,you idiots, you know shit, the only thing you know is to get filled up with burgers and hot dogs! by the way, almost every country in the world is proud about its cuisine, you, americans, are you proud of your burgers and hot dogs?’cause there is no american cuisine, you don’t even know how to cook! and how about style, do you know what that means? for you style is something defined by shorts,t-shirt and flip-flops,men,women,doesn’t matter,it’s all the same!oh,I forgot about slacks or dresses paired with sport shoes like Nike or New Balance,’cause Adidas is european brand,you cannot stand it!go to Romania,this country that you make fun of and you will be ashamed,even the homeless people are dressed nicer than you!the only one thing that you got it right is that we curse;yes we do,son of a bitch that you are,kirkbhoy!we curse abortions like you,scumbags like your father and whores like your mother!did we forget that old cunt that you call gram-ma?you talk about Ceausescu,you should know that we don’t give a shit about that bastard; because of his fucking communism Romania is not yet where it should be! should I remember you how Romania kicked your fat asses in 1994,right in U.S., playing for World Cup? you, americans, just make us laughing calling yourself “fans” of a team. I have personally been to watch Mavericks at home, in Dallas, at American Airlines Arena and guess what happened every time?they got their asses kicked, because the fans-that should be pushing the team to victory-sucked! the only thing that they know is:”defense, defense”! I never been to see the “great” fc dallas, ’cause I don’t think that what they play can be called football and I actually don’t think this team has any fans! the only time they get lucky is when they play against some Mexican team, then, yes, the stadium is full-of Mexicans, of course! OK, I am not gonna waste my time anymore on idiots like you, but don’t forget that Steaua do have real fans and they are coming after you, faggot! watch your back!
how could you, kirkbhoy do this? you are so fuckin’ stupid 2 do this. you almost started a war between Steaua and Fc Dallas “Los Toros”, i’m a steaua fan and that’s not real that’s ain’t real man.. what did u say ain’t real man… you’ve based on … on what man? we’re not getting anywere so let’s face it Juan Toja or how do you call him… J.T. no? We , the fanse we are not deciding J.T.’s future at “Los Toros” he is the one who does it … not us… maybe los dineros were a problem at F.C. Dallas man… u can’t force J.T. to stay there ih he want’s he leaves right? the bad part in your fuckin commentary is that u make fun of Romania too and you can’t afford that.. the one who cursed you … has it becouse we can’t afford you…the americans to make fun of our country.. so u thought that was entertaining? i guess then that u don’t wish 2 know what the Romanian Journalist’s wrote about you. so man leave J.T. to decide it is his opinion . and… Vlad the Impaler is one of the Romania’s histhoric men.. that guy wrote history man so u can’t afford to wrote that..about him..and about adria mutu /// he is a top footbal player he is wanted by 2 big european clubs.. and u are so fuckin stupid 2 say that he is a reason for J.T. 2 not come in Romania… well u are wrong fucin wrong man… just becouse you borned riches u the amercians think that u can make fun of romania? romania will be an EURO-force in 20 yers u can make fun of that 2.. becouse we don’t care about a fuckin asshole says about us..
hey,you,cocksucker bitch,this stupid hot-dog named kirkbhoy is making fun of your country and you try to contact him instead of peeing over his family?
how could you, kirkbhoy do this? you are so fuckin’ stupid 2 do this. you almost started a war between Steaua and Fc Dallas “Los Toros”, i’m a steaua fan and that’s not real that’s ain’t real man.. what did u say ain’t real man… you’ve based on … on what man? we’re not getting anywere so let’s face it Juan Toja or how do you call him… J.T. no? We , the fanse we are not deciding J.T.’s future at “Los Toros” he is the one who does it … not us… maybe los dineros were a problem at F.C. Dallas man… u can’t force J.T. to stay there if he want’s he leaves right? the bad part in your fuckin commentary is that u make fun of Romania too and you can’t afford that.. the one who cursed you … has it becouse we can’t afford you…the americans to make fun of our country.. so u thought that was entertaining? i guess then that u don’t wish 2 know what the Romanian Journalist’s wrote about you. so man leave J.T. to decide it is his opinion . and… Vlad the Impaler is one of the Romania’s histhoric men.. that guy wrote history man so u can’t afford to wrote that..about him..and about adrian mutu /// he is a top football player he is wanted by 2 big european clubs.. and u are so fuckin stupid 2 say that he is a reason for J.T. 2 not come in Romania… well u are wrong fuckin wrong man… just becouse you borned riches u the americans think that u can make fun of romania? romania will be an EURO-force in 20 years u can make fun of that 2.. becouse we don’t care about a fuckin asshole says about us.. (sorry for the mistakes ;)) nobody is perfect i got hurry so forgive me you moron ;))
hey,kirkbhoy,you make fun of Becali-the owner of Steaua and nobody gives a damn!you know why?because everybody hates the guy!he is an idiot,without education or culture that thinks his monney gives him the right to treat bad everybody and do whatever he wants!he acts exactly like U.S.-because of its monney,stupid americans without culture or education like you think they have the right to impose the other countries their will and other countries should accept anything that’s humiliating,just because is comming from the americans!that’s bullshit and will receive what you deserve in the future;the whole world hates you and that’s a fact!
I am a Rapid Bucharest fan and i hate Steaua but americans don’t understand footbal and our league and fans are better…don’t believe me?? watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5gaXyxB1qA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psbl39G92yw
All of romanian fans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eMkid6xsxE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uljV1Cq9UP0&feature=related
Do you know anything else about Vlad the Impaler besides Briam Stoker’s book? And by the way he was not prince of Transylvania, but Walachia. To learm more, follow this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_III_the_Impaler
And, to be more specific, we have many national heroes, like Burebista, Decebal, Mircea cel Batran, Iancu de Hunedoara, Vlad Tepes, Stefan cel Mare, Mihai Viteazul, King Carol I, King Ferdinand, Ion Antonescu etc. (you can translate the names if you want)
Do you have any national (american) hero? Or, to be more specific, DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF AS A NATION?