El Pescadito might not be in Dallas tonight…

Saturday, October 11th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

... But his spirit is clearly with us already today.  Anyone watched any of the Texas/Oklahoma game?  Flops, dives, feigned injuries, all there, in the former home of the Dallas Burn.  Kirk Herbstreit (no relation) has busted out a series ...

Mail Bag: October 3, 2008

Friday, October 3rd, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

No one actually sends me e-mail, but in my quest to become the Bill Simmons of soccer, I'm just forced to make up fake e-mails (Hey, Setanta does it too).  So here we go: To: KirkBhoy~at~los-toros.com From: MyLuvChildIsGuarda@smu.edu Here's my predictions for this ...

Live Blogging the FCD-DCU Game

Sunday, September 28th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 43 Comments »

It's a beautiful, warm Sunday here in Frisco, and your trusty correspondent SteveToro is here to try his hand liveblogging the event -- from my Windows Mobile phone. No, it's not an iPhone. Yes, I am going to ...

Worldcupway Stops Blog Comments

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 5 Comments »

Update:  WorldCupWay has seen fit to turn the comments back on.  Good move!  Now, let's leave them on, no matter what.  It's Dallas 'til I die, right? I'm generally a fan of Worldcupway, the official blog of FC Dallas.  They do ...

Friday, September 5th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

A Metaphor. Yes, a frickin' metaphor.

Yeah, we’re feelin you, Jeffrey.

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 7 Comments »

It's a well-known fact that Jeff Cunningham loves to mug for the camera. Exhibit A.  His Sammy Sosa impersonation.  Okay, Jeffrey, we get it:  point to your eye -- that's I, point to your heart -- that's love, point to us-- ...

Toronto FC: Meet your new striker.

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

Looks like Pescadito's going to be out hustling for the Red Patch Boys.  Interpret that whatever way you want, folks. So what do you think of Mo's latest move? Carlos has his opinion:  

Why we lost on Saturday..

Monday, August 18th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

A tale of two halves.. Dallas practically dominated Columbus for the first 45minutes, but lost their way in the second. Columbus meanwhile played with much more intensity in the second half, and got the goals that turned the result around.  Conclusion...  It ...

Bob Bradley has to go and Eddie Johnson the roster up.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

Seriously, send the dude a T-Shirt already.  Right now FrankenCooper is looking at a map of Wales.

Confirmation that LA Galaxy is run by Hitler

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 11 Comments »

Following last week's post in which Hitler demanded that Gullit and Lalas be fired immediately, we can now confirm that his orders have been obeyed and executed. http://www.latimes.com/sports/soccer/la-sp-galaxy12-2008aug12,0,4749678.story Sieg Heil!