Confirmation that LA Galaxy is run by Hitler

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 11 Comments »

Following last week's post in which Hitler demanded that Gullit and Lalas be fired immediately, we can now confirm that his orders have been obeyed and executed. http://www.latimes.com/sports/soccer/la-sp-galaxy12-2008aug12,0,4749678.story Sieg Heil!

This cries out for a good caption

Monday, August 11th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

Sites like mls-rumors.net get anonymous e-mails about player transfers.  Apparently people limit their e-mails to me to funny pictures.  I don't know where this was stolen collected from, but I'm so torn on how to caption this I'll open it ...

This just in from Germany

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 8 Comments »

The news of LA's loss has finally reached Hitler's bunker in Berlin. He is not a happy man.

SuperCooper.

Sunday, July 27th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 7 Comments »

  Kenny Cooper played like a man possessed. But is he on his way out?  This Toro would hate to lose him, but his performance vs. the LA Beckhams was among the most inspiring sights of the Hoops' 2008 campaign.  In ...

The Ultimate Beckham Interview

Friday, July 25th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

For those who haven't seen this. This is the only Beckham Interview worth watching. Enjoy! 

Top 11 Things that could make this week worse for FC Dallas

Thursday, July 24th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 15 Comments »

With rumors abounding that KC Jr. is cashing in some of John Ellinger's frequent-flyer miles to fly off to Rosenborg, we present:  the top 11 things that could make this week worse for FCD. From the home office in Frisco, Texas: 1. ...

Juan Toja (2007-2008)

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 19 Comments »

Buzz has confirmed. When Buzz says it's true, it's true.

More International Attention for the MMP

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 14 Comments »

Looks like KirkBhoy got some more Romanian lovin' last night.  Too bad the Romanian press can't tell the Inferno from Los Toros.  [Then again, can most FCD fans?] I'd translate it (with Gigilino's help), but it's another blatant ripoff of ...

Gone, Baby, Gone…

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 20 Comments »

 Well, sports fans, it looks like it's over.  From Wednesday's GSP.ro:  Conducere Stelei i-a rezervat ieri biletele de avion, iar sîmbătă seara, Toja va fi prezent în Ghencea ca jucător al vicecampioanei... which means [Brace yourselves...] The leadership of Steaua has reserved [Tuesday] ...

KirkBhoy is a Romanian Star

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | 22 Comments »

Today's [yes, today's] MMP got picked up by GSP.ro. Kirkbhoy, meet your adoring public. In Romania. Suporterii formaţiei americane FC Dallas sunt nemulţumiţi că jucătorul Juan Toja ar putea ajunge la Steaua şi l-au sfătuit pe acesta, pe un site ...